STORY: It seemed like a normal visit...

Once upon a time, your fellow blogger was visiting a two friends at one friend's house. Your blogger arrived later on, and when she did arrive they all got something to drink. Root beer. While waiting for the hostess to open root beers, she joked around that the root beer was actual beer and pretended to be an alcoholic like Haymitch from the Hunger Games (If you don't know the books, just think about crazy people who get arrested on New Years for drinking too much)! They all made a cheers, and took a gulp from their bottles. It just so happened, Hanpanda's root beer was bitter! She thought, "Why is this bitter?" when suddenly the hostess said "That's beer!" there were jokes about the joking with beer, and your blogger's beer was replaced with root beer.
                                THE END

Happy New Year's Eve!

Yay! It's that time of year, when it's almost New Year! You know what's even better? When it's New Years!
Oh the semester shall change! There shall be less French!
Two whole periods, switched to art! And this year we get iPads!!!!!!!
So I hope you guys enjoyed my sweet singing, 'cause it doesn't come all the time.
Haha! Try not to drink to much guys, like I can even drink. OH! It's that special time in Pandasbamboo blogging, life story time! Just come to the next post and read!

So much for vacation...

So much for vacation. What happened to no homework? Even my cousin in HIgh School doesn't have any homework! We, my class, have to memorize a text and recite it with emotions! Even better, it's in French! Then read an English book, then do 4 projects (i.e. poems; parody; illustration) on parts of the book. Gah! Then do 2 hours of Chinese audio listening! This is not the meaning of vacation! Then I have a deadline due for a story, need to continue for a school newspaper, and one for another girl to review!

Hey

Hey guys, it is your fellow blogger Hanpanda, 'Tis the season to do blogging falalalalalalalala
Anyways I want to wish you guys a merry christmas, or maybe a happy hanukkah, or maybe even a happy kwanzaa! Anyways, I want to wish you a happy new year and the merriest of holidays! Do you guys like my blog? Comment? Please? But that isn't just it. If you could do me a favor, check out splooshsploosh.blogspot.com but don't abandon me! OK that sounded absolutely full of ridiculous... anyways, until next post!

GAH

Hello everyone! This is great! *sigh* Nevermind. Nothing is very "great" today. Can boredum become a disease!?!?!?!?!? If it is, I am diagnosed with it and NEED A CURE! Only the power of games, fun, friends, and other things may cure this. BUT HOW TO MAKE IT IN TO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, OK. I'm better now. NOT REALLY, BUT BETTER.
I BETTER TALK LATER...

Hullo (I'm so bored, I'm going to blog differently today, and this is a fake post)

Hullo you lot! It's a giddy good day in not so sunny Bath (not) here today. What a fine time I'm having today, stuck in my flat (not) going bonkers! I've seem to have heard that you Americans *wounded sniff* drive on the wrong side of the road. How bonkers is that, you lot!? I do say, it is quiet fine though, the tea cup in my hand, parasol in other, I venture out to the fish & chips shop down by the block. Delicious if I do say so myself. Of course I did go get some crisps and squash later, evil me! Of course, eating crisps and squash made me go a little bonkers... After all that, I walked over with my chum Ellie (fake) to Sallie Lunn's. The bath buns, I'd go bonkers for! P.S. Sallie Lunn's is real!
Anyways, we took a double-decker for the fun of it, to see those tourists go bonkers on our landmarks. Bonkers! We got a pass for a day, can you believe it? Good thing I brought fish & chips, and Ellie brought a large bag of crisps and two cans of brown squash! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm!
Wow, that was bonkers!
I guess I like the word bonkers, sometimes being bonkers... Nevermind that you Americans who call the tube a "subway"
Farewell!

...

I am bored! There is pretty much nothing, nothing, NOTHING else to do for "moi". Are you guys bored? I am. *sigh*
boredum, suckish (and I know I spelled "bordum" or whatever wrong, but I'm not caring)

Calmer (for now)

Huff. Your fellow blogger Hanpanda did not just have a meltdown, no worries. Just a freak-out!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gack! Wow uh... (akward silence between the blogger and the audience) it's been a looooong time... [the sound of crickets pass through the air] OK I KNOW I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING THIS BLOG, BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO RIGHT TO BE RUDE! HAHA, just kidding. Anyways I'm sorry guys. You have every right to be mad at me.
Your fellow neglector of a blogger,
hanpanda

GACK

I AM SO SORRY MY FELLOW AUDIENCE! HOMEWORK, PROJECTS, ETC. HAS BEEN CHEWING UP MY BLOGGER'S TIME! I AM TERRIBLY SORRY TO MY AUDIENCE! (If I still have an audience...:( )
Peace out,
Hanpanda