EDITORIAL
What ever happened to the super ultra super coolio fad, Silly Bandz? I ran out. Dunzo. Gone. Like any other fads do. Why? What happened? What do I think?
1) I feel stupid I got sucked in to it! Seriously, who likes dinky pieces of colored rubber shapped like dinosaurs that breaks when you try to put them on? Sadly, most of us did...
2) I put them on recently, and they gave me rashes! DEFECTIVE! Who likes defective dinky pieces of colored rubber now shapped like a broken dinosaur?!
3) It's so terrible, I can't think of anything! Damaging brain cells! SINISTER pieces of ugly defective dinky pieces of colored rubber shapped like a broken dinosaur that makes you... SINISTER!
My reasons SINISTER! DEFECTIVE! UGLY!
The end
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